Friday 16 September 2011

Shakespeare is a twit...

Every English students worse nightmare, the babbling nonsense of Mr. William Shakespeare.

Now don't get me wrong I love Shakespeare I would happily go to watch one of his plays but come on if most of your audience was idiots why would use language that's so advanced?

Well I know why but my English assessment would be a lot easier to write if he had considered me! If someone ever invents a time machine please send a copy of my blog to him - I would be most grateful.

So if you've got an English essay coming up about Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, or any other exams, good luck and remember - Kris believes in you!

Kris...

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